A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Loading ...At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Loading ...Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Loading ...Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
Loading ...Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
Loading ...Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Loading ...For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”
Loading ...If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel
Loading ...My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Loading ...One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Loading ...Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Loading ...The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Loading ...What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!
Loading ...When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Loading ...You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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